Today, I'll be interviewing, the one and only Santa Claus!
S stands for Santa.
Me: Hi there, Mr. Claus. Thanks for being here.
S: My pleasure. Well, it's the holiday season, and there's a lot to talk about.
Me: Are you ready for Christmas? It's just 3 days left!
S: Of course. This year, I have a great schedule, and guess what? my elves found out how to make some great machines.
Me: So, speaking of that, how are the elves doing with the gifts?
S: It's great! I've had an elf, Snowball, create a factory and thousands of presents are made with just a push of a button.
Me: Wow, that's great. Have any kids sent you letters lately?
S: I've had a few, but ever since one of my elves set up an email account, kids only seem to want so send me emails!
Me: How are your reindeer?
S: They all are finally getting along with Rudolph and have stopped teasing him. Although Blitzen still despises Rudolph, the other reindeer are trying to calm her down.
Me: So, do you actually know when each child is asleep and awake? Do you really have a naughty or nice list?
S: Can you keep a secret? I can't actually watch every kid in the world all the time. I have so many elves that each elf just watches one child the whole year. And the naughty or nice list does exist, but nobody ever sees it. Even I don't know who's on it!
Me: So what are you looking forward to this Christmas?
S: Hmm... probably just stopping by at houses and giving gifts to those kids who are going to be so happy in the morning!
Me: What do you plan to do after Christmas?
S: I'll just hang out with the Easter Bunny. He told me that he needed help with decorating the eggs. And Mrs. Claus promised me some excellent turkey on Christmas day.
Me: What's something you want for Christmas?
S: I do wish I had a new suit. But maybe not a red one. How about a violet one? And I need some white hair dye. This beard doesn't stay pearly white with no effort!
Me: What's your least favourite thing about Christmas?
S: I guess it would have to be the last minute rush on December 24th morning, where all the elves and I are packing up the very last presents and getting coal for the naughty ones.
Me: Is there anything else you dislike about delivering gifts?
S: Well, probably that the families always leave out milk and cookies for me. I could use something a little healthier, maybe like carrots or apples. I'm really trying to lose some fat. And also, I hate kids who don't believe in me. I'm as real as the tooth fairy!
Me: Er... about that...
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